Ladies and Gentlemen, We are proud to present our next Rifftrax Live offering, SHARKNADO.
Please join us as we celebrate this gem of independent filmmaking, and with it the vision, the heart, the very soul of the cinema.
I’m kidding of course, it’s a big dumb TV movie that makes absolutely no sense save the common understanding that it features an entire nado filled with sharks.
Starring Tara Reid, who made the move from tabloid sexpot to confused grandma in a remarkably short period of time, and the sexy, leggy John Heard, who the kids just love. Ian Ziering rounds out the cast, and adds extra aggravation by pronouncing his name EYE-ann, and by being somebody whom I should know but don’t.
I guarantee a LOT of surprises at this show, but I’ll limit my guarantee to 2.5 surprises, and let the lawyers handle any misstatement I might have made about surprise guarantees.
So please join us Thursday, July 10th, and we will in turn promise you a screen full of digital sharks fall ing from the sky and we three making jokes about them.